Oh Supreme Fashionista, Goddess of Fabulous Accessories, I beseech your divine guidance in discovering the perfect outfit. Help me complete my fashion statement with accents that have style, sophistication, and flair. Lead me to hot, sexy shoes that give me long, alluring legs without squeezing my feet like a vise. I ask that you to grant me the ability to find designer handbags at bargain prices. And if earrings that dangle to my elbows and scarves large enough to double as bedsheets are "in" this season, I beg you to instill in me the grace to pull it off without injury to my body or my dignity. Amen