Be the best gift giver ever!
With the most fervent desire of my soul, I petition you to assist me with my big bad doggie. Give me the strength it takes to constantly throw for fetch, and assist me in training him to do the best tricks. Keep me in plentiful kibbles, dog treats, and chew toys to save my Italian shoes. And on my knees, I beg thee to help him remember what the newspapers on the floor are for. Amen.
Directions for Use
Light candle and repeat prayer while preparing for the first “walk” of the day. Repeat prayer three times for every hydrant encountered. Don’t forget the “pooper scooper!” Good luck!
Are you ready to be the best gift giver ever?SKU# 146
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