Be the best gift giver ever!
With the most fervent desire of my soul, I ask for your assistance in attaining everlasting true love. Ensure that I am inundated with thorn-free roses, calorie-free chocolates, and an endless selection of Barry White songs. Release me from the ill effects of bad relationships, and prevent me from getting warts when kissing the toads on the way to perfect love. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place candle in center of intimate dining setting and light. Pass candle over plate of oysters and repeat prayer for every oyster ingested. At end of evening carry lit candle into bedroom to continue romantic glow. Good luck!
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