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Dysfunctional Mother Relief

The Prayer

On my knees I request your divine intervention in my dealings with my dysfunctional mother. Banish my memories of PTA visits in capri pants and curlers and help me forgive her for making a pass at my prom date. Protect me from her 1001 variations of tuna casserole and anything burned or swimming in fat. And in your grace I humbly ask that I get far enough from her for the apron strings to snap. Amen

Directions for Use 

Immediately light candle during any call or unexpected visit from your mother. Repeat prayer once for every mention of her difficult labor and three times for every guilt trip. Good luck!

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SKU# 151

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