Be the best gift giver ever!
Falling on my knees, I humbly ask for your blessing in providing me with abundant chocolate treats. Help me to enjoy its creamy richness every day without fear of fat content, calories or cellulite. And with your infinite wisdom, help me in my spiritual quest to discover if chocolate is really better than sex. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place candle near filled candy dish and light. Repeat prayer once for each chocolate treat consumed. In cases of extreme deprivation, repeat prayer continuously and refuse to share. Good luck!
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