Be the best gift giver ever!

Everyday Icons - Our Lady of Early Retirement Our Lady of Early Retirement

Our Lady of Early Retirement

The Prayer

I dedicate this candle to you that I may enjoy early retirement. Protect my stock portfolio from outrageous tumbles, and ensure my investments are fruitful and multiply. Give me this day my calcium supplements and banish from my consciousness thoughts of thinning hair and adult undergarments. May I experience abundant travel with AARP membership, and ensure my social security benefits remain intact. And with your great power spare me the indignity of having to develop a taste for cat food in my old age, Amen.

Directions for Use 

Place candle on 401K statement and light. Repeat prayer once every payday and continously on daily commute to work. In extreme cases, focus on cruise brochures and take a second job. Good luck!

Are you ready to be the best gift giver ever?

SKU# 165

$ 16.95

Check out our Other Awesome Candles

Copyright © 2017 Everyday Icons.
Icon Love