Be the best gift giver ever!
Accept my fervent and sincere prayer that through your great power I will always be considered the perfect party hostess. Free me from limp cocktail weenies and the indignity of a soggy souffle. Keep loud, obnoxious, and lampshade wearing guests at bay, and with the help of thy grace ensure I never suffer the tragedy of a “clashing” centerpiece. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place candle on Betty Crocker cookbooks and light. Repeat prayer once for every guest invited. In extreme cases, call the caterer and use candle as centerpiece. Good Luck!
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