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The Prayer

At my work station I turn to you to help me navigate the tangled mess that is my computer. Banish system crashes and power surges from my consciousness, and protect me from carpal tunnel syndrome. Strike down those that would invade my personal files, stalk me through the Internet, or infect my system with viruses. And through your great power, ensure that my unlicensed software always remains undetected. Amen.

Directions for Use 

Tape a picture of Bill Gates to candle and place on top of monitor. Light candle while inputting prayer onto hard drive, then print out in all available fonts. If disappointing results occur, type “Death to HAL” and leave the room immediately. Good luck!

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SKU# 133

$ 16.95

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