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Powerful Protection from Alien Abduction


The Prayer

I dedicate this candle to you that you grant my desires and aid in my miseries over nightly alien abduction. Banish radiation burn rings from my lawn; spare me from power surges that blow out my electric appliances; and provide me sleep without worry of nosebleeds due to levitation. Amen.


Directions for Use 

Every night, toward dusk, light candle in semi-darkened room. Repeat prayer continuously while locking all doors and closing curtains and blinds. Avoid all books, movies, and television programs on aliens. Check under the bed and blow out candle before retiring for the night. Good Luck and Good Night!


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SKU# 111

$ 16.95

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