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Protection from Crisis Queens

The Prayer

Assist me in my misery over my daily entanglements with the Crisis Queen. Protect me from the self-absorption and histrionics of this perpetual afternoon talk show guest. Ensure I am far away whenever the Crisis Queen breaks a nail, can’t find a parking space, or suffers from low blood sugar. And allow me always to remember to screen before picking up the receiver, and never, ever to leave work or home in broad daylight. Amen.

Directions for Use 

Close curtains or blinds and place candle on top of answering machine. Repeat prayer once for each time you have been forced to change your phone number. If restraining order is violated load tranquilizer gun with Prozac pellets. Good luck!

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SKU# 130

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