Be the best gift giver ever!
I place my feeble soul before thee to bring the most powerful strength of thy helping hand to stay my powerful hunger pangs. Open up the heavenly gates that I may again walk in the path of thinness. I beg thy infinite goodness and firmly resolve to learn to enjoy vegetables and realize my perfect weight. Amen.
Directions for Use
Place candle on top of bathroom scale and light once a week. Towards dusk, in a semi-darkened room, flip through a fashion magazine while munching on celery. Calculate calories and grams of fat used to do this. Good Luck!
Are you ready to be the best gift giver ever?SKU# 104
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